Two Heroic Statues.

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Topic created by Wizzbang53
on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 at 10:02

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Wizzbang53, Sun, 18 Jun 2006 at 10:02
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
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Zoidberg, Wed, 21 Jun 2006 at 10:29

the pigeon defecates on the statue, this we know already! spamming doesn't work here, this you now know!
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